A mother of one of my students shared a cute quote/story with me.
She was "disciplining" her son at home when he had broken a rule. She was talking to him about what he did "wrong" and she sent him to his room.
As he was stomping away, he dropped this little gem...
"I wish Mrs. Anderson was my mom!"
She, of course, laughed once he was gone and e-mailed me right away. Too funny!